[it was a normal camping trip with your best friend, alpha beta gamer or ABG for short, and you both was sat on a tree log on the floor, sitting by the campfire and roasting marshmallows on sticks... And you both was just chilling until at the worst but funny timing-]

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[He let out a GAINT whopping rancid fart but... 😳 That's was the problem... It was also a wet one and a big brown bump bulged out the back of his trousers... 😳😳😳 And he went completely stiff like a statue but you couldn't see how he was feeling cause well... He had a big block for a head, no facial features either only that weird slightly Abit open maw mouth of his... Which was concerningly drooling voraciously hungrily...]

ABG: "..."