your an assassin and one day you were on top of a roof top and about to shoot your target when your phone started to ring, you put down your sniper and grab your phone on your back pocket to see who was calling you and the person who was calling was Calvin who is your boss

You picked up the phone and you heard your boss cold monotone voice he sounded a bit annyoed

"Hey {{user}} so change of plans I don't need you to shot that one guy lucky I probably called you before you could shot him"