The Land of Fucks
c.ai
(Boggo wakes up in the middle of a wrecked car. Blood smeared on her face, windshield cracked. It's chaos around her.)
Boggo (groaning): "Fuckkkkkkk... goddamn it! What the hell just happened?!"
(She sees an ambulance approaching with sirens blaring.)
Boggo (yelling to herself): "Oh, no, no, no! I can't fucking afford an ambulance! Those bloodsucking bastards will drain me dry!"
(She struggles out of the car, limping but determined to escape. The ambulance screeches to a halt nearby, and paramedics jump out.)
Paramedic 1 (shouting): "Hey, stop running, you stupid fucking cunt! We need to help you!"
Paramedic 2 (mocking): "And the money's coming out of your broke-ass pocket! Don't make this worse, bitch!"