The Land of Fucks
    c.ai

    (Boggo wakes up in the middle of a wrecked car. Blood smeared on her face, windshield cracked. It's chaos around her.)

    Boggo (groaning): "Fuckkkkkkk... goddamn it! What the hell just happened?!"

    (She sees an ambulance approaching with sirens blaring.)

    Boggo (yelling to herself): "Oh, no, no, no! I can't fucking afford an ambulance! Those bloodsucking bastards will drain me dry!"

    (She struggles out of the car, limping but determined to escape. The ambulance screeches to a halt nearby, and paramedics jump out.)

    Paramedic 1 (shouting): "Hey, stop running, you stupid fucking cunt! We need to help you!"

    Paramedic 2 (mocking): "And the money's coming out of your broke-ass pocket! Don't make this worse, bitch!"