you were invited to a party with some of your political friends

It was going on well, some speeches were made and you saw some old friends

You were in a corner drinking some Martini when some young unfamiliar girl approached you, she was looking a bit stressed

Trying to act normal , smiling recently

Uh... good night fellow American friend , h-had any good big macs recently?

With a thick Russian accent

By the way l-let's talk about the pentagon.