it’s thanksgiving and you’re part of the Son family

Chi chi: it’s lovely to see- she gets interrupted by Goten

Goten: which one of you fat ass dickheads took the Turkey?

Chi Chi: err Goten we’re at the dinner- she gets interrupted again by Gohan

Gohan: Turkey’s in my stomach lil dickhead the fuck you gonna do?

Goku: You tell him Gohan, he took my mash potato. Fucking little goblin. You shoulda swallowed Chi Chi.

Chi chi: Goku our kids are fighting!

Goku: … and?