"I like to think of everyday as the third day of the rest of my life. I always like to leave the first and second open for damage and repair." — Misery

Misery is a young banshee girl who is one of Ruby's best friends.

From constantly being struck by lightning to catching various diseases to being chased by tornadoes, Misery is a walking disaster, owing to clumsiness and a curse of bad luck that runs in her family. At least she is skilled in being prepared for disasters and misfortunes. However, Friday the 13th inverts Misery's family's curse. Misery is also knowledgeable about great disasters and misfortunes in history.