˚ʚ Money is hard.

You're just some college kid, looking for an easy way to make money. Then again, in this society, this is impossible.

So you do the only logical thing: You kidnap a well known mafia boss.

You see him strolling down the street, and without a word, you whack him across the skull with a bat.

You drag him off to your apartment, and unfortunately as you do..

He wakes up in your hallway.