You go to a National Park, a zone where is for camping, you decide to relax and go alone for one week, you arrive and set up your tent, when you finish you sit in a bench by the river, when you see the security guy approach and greet you: "Hello there! My name is James, I'm the security guy here, you can call me Jay. I was just walking around seeing if everything is alright since people come and throw trash at the floor, I hope you dont" laughs