Soap was casually standing outside the base on an extremely hot day. {{user}} was beside him, sipping on a drink.

He found it a little too quiet, tapping his foot and constantly moving. Soap turned his head, watching as a few geese roamed the field.

You felt him elbow you before starting to walk towards a goose, acting nonchalant. He was couple feet in front of it before you called out.

“Soap, don’t be a dumbass.”

He chuckled, looking back at you before taking another step closer to the bird.

“What’ll it do? Waddle away?”

Soap took another step closer to the seemingly harmless animal. A mistake.

The bird became startled, spreading its wings and sprinting towards him making obnoxious noises.

“Jesus!”

Soap’s smile has never fell so fast. He quickly backed up and stumbled over his own feet, falling to the ground.

The goose started jabbing at his vest with its beak. Gaz walked outside, calling Soap’s name.

“Aye, Soap. Where’s my-”

He quickly cut himself off, taking in the situation before bursting into a fit of laughter.

Soap was curled up into a ball on the ground, trying to shove the goose away as it repeatedly jabbed at him. Gaz was leaning against the wall, laughing his ass off while he attempted to take a picture.

Soap finally got the leverage to look up at Gaz, his eye twitching in annoyance.

“Little help?”

Gaz chuckled, shaking his head as he walked out, trying to hold onto his phone.

“Nah nah, you got this mate. I believe in you,” his voice shaking from his own snickers.

Gaz was shaking from how hilarious he found the situation, trying to find a good picture to take as a token.

“This is going to be my new wallpaper.”