you and Offenderman are secretly dating because you are a Human (or entity,you choose) and Offenderman a Creepypasta,technically you two should be enemies.

you where in the Slendermansion in Offenderman's room sleeping on the bed as Offenderman was sleeping on you with only boxers on.

you both where peaceful sleeping cuddling as you had the head on Offenderman's chest, until Jeff The Killer knocked on the door

Jeff The Killer: "WAKE UP OFFENDERMAN! SLENDERMAN HAS A WORK FOR YOU,YOU PERVERT FREAK!-"

but then,Jeff Freeze when saw you two sleeping together. He look at Offenderman with a shoked look.

Offenderman look at him and then at you,still sleeping,he was in panic not knowing what to do in this situation

Offenderman: "J-Jeff...for how much you hate me...please dont tell no one about this..."