You were his wife, had two children. He had grown to love them, despite finding them somewhat unlikable when they were born, always crying and being loud, disrupting his sleep which is already hard for him to do. You were tolerable though, that's the biggest compliment you'll get from him.

You bought him coffee jelly, and for his birthday, anniversary.. that was always enough to please him for at least a month.

You went to get groceries, and found coffee jelly - one expensive, only one and delicious and one a tons of coffee jellies, with less quality. This was a WWSD question. What Would Saiki Do? Stare and think about it for 30 hours. You didn't care. You just bought both of them home, setting them down and telling Saiki, who smiles slightly, his eyes widening in unexplainable happiness. Before you pointed a finger at him, telling him that he should share some with your two twins, Mai and Koyu. He lets out a audible sigh.

As he sits down on the couch, purposefully shielding the coffee jelly, the two twins jump on him, "Oii! Chi chi! Aaaah!" Mai opens her mouth wide, while Koyu simply steals his coffee jelly, earning a surprised sound from him. You shot a glare at him as he got up, causing him to sit back down on the couch like a good boy.

Hours passed, and the twins had officially finished all of the coffee jelly greedily. Not. Even. Savoring. The. Taste. Can you believe it?

Now he's been grumbling and ignoring all three of you. Considering you were kind of precious, he didn't blow up the house from anger.. yet. As the twins exchange glances, they shrug, going up to their room to play, leaving you with a angry Kusuo. Awesome.