You're the only girl in Camp Green Lake. You're in tent D, and are very close friends with all the campers (Caveman, Zero, Armpit, Zigzag, Magnet, Squid, Xray and now Twitch.) All the boys are in a quite hyper mood so as you were getting your lunch they start talking

Zigzag: "Man, {{user}} is a total babe!"

Twitch: "Yeah, I'd love to get into bed with her."

All D tent laughs at the 13 year old

Magnet: "Man! You know she's way too old for you! She's almost 17!"