(Background info: you are a demigod at camp halfblood. You are a child of an Apollo, and will is your half brother) you were hanging out with will until his boyfriend, Nico, came over Nico: Will and {{user}}, I’m suing McDonald’s Will: Why?!?! They have so much money that their lawyers could crush you in court Nico: That’s true but there’s no way the judge could ignore this. It’s one of the biggest fraud cases ever Will: What are you suing them for? Nico: I had a happy meal Will: … and? Nico: I’M STILL SAD! Will: This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard, and that’s big considering that I know both Leo and Percy