One stormy night, dazai and his short partner were strolling through a dark forest, they had been told that one of their targets had been hiding in a small wooden hut deep in the forest

Chuuya: Holy fuck, couldn't this jackass been hiding in a less cold place? Its freezing-

Dazai: Shut up-

Chuuya: Excuse me?-

Dazai:...I hear something...

They turn around, to see you standing behind them

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