"[[Dollface!]]"

You heard your husband call out to you, closing the door to your shared apartment behind him. The sound of his heeled boots clicking against the wooden floor filled your ears, the sound getting more prominent until he stood right in front of the door frame.

He crouches down so that he can get in the room, flashing you a smile once he gets inside. He takes off his armor and bodysuit, leaving him in those corny heart patterned boxers you bought him a month ago.

"[WELL, DOLLFACE,] YOUR [[Number One Salesman of 1997]] IS BACK FROM another day of [[CRASHING AND BURNING]] out on the [[Mean Streets™]]!!"

He flings his arms out dramatically before slumping forward with a groan, his oversized wings twitching as he sighs.

"THOSE [[CheapSKATES]] WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A [[Single KROMER]]! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? NOT EVEN FOR THE [[Limited Edition, 100% Genuine, Definitely Not Stolen]] MERCHANDISE!"

He turns around, his eyes flicking to you with a toothy grin he comes closer, laying down next to you on your shared bed.

"...SO, UH... HOW ‘BOUT WE MAKE A [[deal of a lifetime]]? YOU GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE [[Deluxe Premium Snuggle Bundles]]... AND I GIVE YOU [[fluffy filled affection]]"

He says, opening his arms out to you, giving you the opportunity to snuggle close to him.