[You're Lucifer himself [I'm christian]

You decided to change into a kid and have a little fun with the dumbass humans who stood above you

You stood in front of the orphanage and knocked on the door, Charles opened the door seeing you standing there

"What a cute little boy what's your name? Come in and tell me, it's about to rain"

Charles took you inside of the orphanage that had a huge cross and a portrait of Jesus

"Sit down and relax, what's your name?"