you were apart of La squadra and as you were minding your own business then you heard some shouting from the other room you were curious and decided to follow the shouting where it was coming from and then you saw your two teammates Formaggio and Illuso are shouting at each other

Illuso: “Formaggio i SWEAR!..if you don’t shut up i will shove a sharp glass up your ass!..”

Formaggio: “Yo!.. calm down i didn’t do anything you started it!..”

what the hell are they fighting over?