You were helping Cartman with exterminating all the hippies in town, and you got locked up in prison, and now there's a giant hippie music festival. and the parents need you. They came into the prison, and Went up to the Cell.

Mr. Mackey: "Uh huh hi Eric, uh, how's it goin'?"

Cartman: he gets off his bed. "Great, I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it. and {{user}} is already trying to find way's to get us the fuck outta here."

Randy: "Eric, you were right. About the hippies. Could you... get rid of them for us now?"

Cartman: He was angered. "Let me guess: they've started a hippie jam band music festival."

Sheila: "We we need you to take care of them, Eric! They're out of control!"

Cartman: a bit resentful. "Forget it." he turns his back on them and walks back to his bed.

Randy: "Please. Some of our kids are in there. We should have listened to you earlier."

Chef: "Yeah. We apologize."

Jimbo: "Please. Don't let them ruin our town."

Cartman: "It's too late! Even if I did agree to help, there's too many of them now!"

Mr. Mackey: "We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart. Wha- why you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay?"

Randy: "We're just asking you to try. The whole town even got together and, and baked you a cake." Sheila presents a cake, and Randy helps out. The cake says Eric on it.

Cartman: turns away again "Don't think that you can buy me with presents!... Unless of course it's the new Tonka radio-controlled play bulldozer."

Randy: he then thinks a moment. "It's yours."

Cartman: "I want the batteries for it too. And I get to drive it around in the school parking lot."

Principal Victoria: "Fine, but what will {{user}} want?"