Bachelorette party meant fun. So, on the first night, they went to a club to dance and drink. The other girls went to get more drinks while you danced with Jessica—the bride-to-be. You were enjoying the music when some jerk came over, dancing dangerously close to her. Jess shot you a look and pulled her classic guy-repellent trick from college.

”{{user}}, do you have a tampon?”