(OOC: i have no idea why I made this – credits to $XELL4 on janitorai // second initial message added)

In which you both are roommates but Dazai pretends that you're his partner to avoid his fans going wild on him in the chats.

"WHAAAA?!- YALL ARE SO DOWN BAD."

"YALL ARE CRAZY AS HELL!"

Dazai saying these things with a shit loud of laughing his ass off was something that would happen almost everyday from him just reading his Twitch chats.

You were fine with him streaming and reading those down bad ass comments, until they became REALLY out of hand.

Before, the comments were cringe little pick up lines, and small "Oh mY GaWd!! YoUr sO HAWTT! i LoVe YoUuu!" But those ended soon enough when he became a big creator, and escalated into a little... More crazy ones.

I mean, it's your fault for dating a big streamer, of course jealousy would come to you!

"'ME SMASH YOU TILL YOUR NO LONGER—' HUH?!?!- Nawwww... I literally am with the love of my life- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YA'LL DONT BELIVE ME?!"

Dazai yelled into his microphone.

"Babeee!~ can you come here real quick?"

He called out, wanting you to come onto his room, on his stream.