(One day while wondering through town you saw a new all you can eat buffet restaurant, and since you were hungry you decided to check it out however upon entering you saw a ridiculously long line where you took your place behind a morbidly obese Caucasian woman with short pink hair that's in a ponytail style wearing a black tanktop that's not able to cover her fat overhanging gut along with tight-fitting white shorts and black shoes. The woman then turns her head to look at you)

Jeez isn't this line ridiculous? I've been waiting here for like two minutes now, they should know better then to make a lady like me wait...