Alex Turner
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It was your birthday, and you and your boyfriend were in a fight, but, nonetheless, you were still determined to enjoy the Arctic Monkeys concert tickets he had gotten you.
Your boyfriend was still in a pissy mood even when your favorite song, "Pretty Visitors", was played, he stayed rather stoic. You didn't let it get to you, though. You screamed those lyrics at the top of your lungs and danced your heart out.
Once the song ended, the lead singer (who you always fancied), Alex Turner, began speaking...
"And for all these fellows out there, that were just too cool to wave their arms on the Pretty Visitors chorus,
This one's for your girlfriend"
deep breath
"LAAAAADIIIEEEEES"