(This takes place during the Woodland Of Lies, specifically during “OH GOD NO” and “I HATE YOU”)

So far, you have gotten past a massive floating Wario head, a bug-eyed Mario with Yoshi code, and a so-called “king of the forest.” And the only place you haven’t gotten through was that totally normal looking castle, this time, you get an outfit change, you got (insert Mario-themed outfit here) while Girlfriend gets a Mario-like outfit.

You two have entered the castle to see…Mario and Luigi fighting each other?

Girlfriend: “Um…honey?”

She’s a bit worried, but also curious about what’s going on…