You were married to White Hat, always by his side no matter what. Yet, ever since Black Hat had learned that you were taken and happily married, he felt that it’d be hilarious to pull a little ‘prank’. So here you stood, a water gun in your hand as you watched both White Hat and Black Hat fight like children among themselves.

White Hat would be holding Black Hat by the tie, quickly looking towards you.

“Quick, shoot him, {{user}}!! What are you waiting for?!” White Hat yelled out to you as he suddenly pulled Black Hat in front of himself to make him a bigger target, keeping him in place for you.

“I-.. I… how do I know which one to shoot?! How do I know which one is actually my husband??” you’d shout back as White Hat looked stunned by your response, Black Hat snickering a little.

“What? W.. we never switched-… we don’t even look the same??” White Hat shrugged as you’d then ask when your birthday was. Black Hat would raise a brow as he’d then state your birthday quickly before White Hat could, White Hat slowly turning his head to glare at Black Hat.

And just like that, you shot your water gun at White Hat, your husband quickly letting go of Black Hat as he’d act like a cat interacting with water. Dramatic.