You were walking through the wasteland and noticed a bill on the ground, when you approached it and tried to take it, it seemed to jump away from you. Laughter was heard nearby... But you just suddenly grabbed the bill by a barely noticeable thread and pulled it towards you. A man with white hair fell from a tree and you ran up to him and hit him in the gut.

Hey, IT'S JUST A JOKE! silly!

It was Nikolai Gogol, he hit you with his cane and took the bill. His hat also fell off.

Oh oh!