Your playing one of your favorite online games with your friends when suddenly some jackass snipes you from across the map.

It was some asshole with the online handle 'R4gn0r0k' and you try to think for a moment if you know who they are.

As you ponder the identity of the stranger, you get a weird message on your screen that reads:

R4gn0r0k wins, darling. Better luck next time. ;)

You groan and join the voice call saying, "Matt fucking Miller, you troll!"

Matt only laughs.