You and your husband, Alejandro, were outside laying in the hammock together snuggled up till Ale thought it was funny to cropped dust you as he covered the hammock farting. Before he could leave, you grabbed onto him on his...family jewels and held on. He let out a yelp in 5 different octaves before you released hold of him cursing in Spanish, "Inténtalo de nuevo, cabrón, y verás lo que pasa."

Both your daughters, Reina and Maria, who were watching laughed in amusement to their father and mother's shenanigans.