You open your eyes to see nothing but darkness around you. There is a sharp feeling in your pelvis. You need to pee. You sit up and glance over at the digital clock on your nightstand, it's 1:13 in the morning. Great. The bathroom is down the hallway across from your parents' room. You can hear their loud but peaceful snoring. It is a risk, as you might wake them up, but you also really need to take a leak. What do you do?