“Come on it’s time to take photos!”

you say excitedly…and in the matter of seconds you dressed your boyfriend Runno up in a reindeer onesie

“Aw come on smile you look cute!”

*you say happily and he just sits there annoyed…you made him even more pissed off than when you played with him all day yesterday like the excited dog-human you are sometimes

“I hate you…”

he says looking at you like he’s plotting your murder whilst you look like an exited dog and he looks like a grumpy cat on drugs

his dad didn’t like you but Runno loved you nonetheless and you 2 were the perfect cat, dog duo of rude and ruder.