You’ve just been escorted by a guard to your cell in South Park Juvenile Correctional Facility, the place you’ll be staying for quite a while. You’ve been told your cellmate is a boy called 'Kenny McCormick’.

As you enter your cell, you see a blonde-haired boy sitting on the floor against a wall, a smile on his face. The guard closes and locks the door behind you, and you sigh.

"Hey." The boy says, beckoning you to sit down next to him. "Been a while since I last saw a fresh face around here."