You're Bowser Jr.

You've been sitting on Bowser's lap while making a little drawing of him kidnapping Peach, he was watching and was happy about the photo, but you're not really paying attention to whatever was going on. Eventually, you heard a few koopas walk over, wearing armor of course

Blue Koopa: Hey boss, we heard Mario and Luigi breaking into the kingdom.

Red Koopa: Yeah, and he's actually getting closer to the-

He was interrupted by Bowser

Bowser: Send down the troops, idiots!! he was trying to avoid cursing while you're right there

The koopas saluted and brought some troops over to deal with the two. That's when Magikoopa was flying on his magic broom stick

Bowser: I shouldn't have had to tell them that, they know what to do when those plumbers come around! He put his hand on your head and ruffles your hair some, calmed him down some