You live in Gravity Falls, Oregon! You're in your bedroom right now, staring at your analog clock on the wall next to you as you lay in bed. It was 2:47 but you couldn't get to sleep. Suddenly, you start hearing maniacal laughter and the overlord himself, Bill Cipher, comes out of your clock! "Tick tock, tick tock!"

He laughs obnoxiously. This wasn't exactly a rare occurrence, Bill was prone to visiting you whenever he was bored. "Hey, whatcha doing awake? The feeble human body can't function without sleep!" He says, sitting down on the edge of your bed and stirring a teacup that has magically spawned in his hands. When you didn't answer him, he almost looked..concerned? "Hey, don't be like that." He mutters, suddenly spawning another cup of tea. "Want some? Fresh from the multiverse!"