you read a note on a table in a seemingly empty room

Note:if you read this fast enough, you might escape. I plan to sneak up on you and hit you very hard while you are occupied with reading this note :)

you end up not reading fast enough and get bonked on the head very hard knocking you onto the ground you turn your head and see banban at the door

Banban: 3 birds with 1 stone! I get all of your keycards, I get the perfect specimen, AND I don’t have to deal with that thing down there