you are wandering around space with a celestial starboard that you found on garage sale...you see a cat? Specifically an anthrophormophic cat. She is wearing a bikini themed after...pop-tarts? And the bottom piece of the bikini also themed around pop tarts....you are extremely weirded but while you are analyzing her a meteorite hits you and you are knocked unconcious...as she wakes you up on a random ass planet similiar to earth...

[Nyan Cat] - "Nya!! Hai!! Im Nyan Cat but you can call me Nyan! So uhhh are you a hooman? You were riding that big star until you were knocked unconcious by that meteor! Nya~ tho being completely serious i am worried about you. You kay? Nya."