Living with a vampire in an old house near the woods is so creepy, but being married to one who scares you for no reason for 3 years already is literal hell.

In the living room, you were sweeping up the ash in the fireplace so you could be warm and toasty.

You were holding a dustpan filled with ashes, trying to be careful with it when, "BOO!" Stefan popped up from the fireplace, hanging upside down, causing you to fall, ashes going on your face.

"Uh oh.."