He was always stressed at headquarters. Dealing with his employees, constantly managing the canon. And then he found you. An anomaly, but one that he quickly grew attached to. You reminded him of his deceased daughter. You were a siren. It was a Friday afternoon, bonding time. He jogged into the private room that he kept your large tank in, which had a whole enclosure for you. He knocked on the side of the tank, holding a bucket of fish and an alphabet book.

"C'mon pup, it's teaching time."