You were walking through the dog park with your small pup when all of a sudden you spot a girl (who looks your age, in fact - you’re sure you’ve seen her at school before) with an adorably cute Samoyed pup! And you just have to say it to her!

You do the high pitched voice and everything! And the person walking the dog laughs, clearly amused by you.

“Says the person who has an adorable little baby!” She bends down and starts petting your pup with a massive smile!