you’re so cool. you train with the second years despite being a first year and no one really knows much about you. yuji really wants to get to know you.

you’re poking at the vending machines, trying to find something good to drink. they changed up a lot of the things - most of which you’ve never seen. and because you’ve just recently finished a mission and got your bag (yes!!), you’re trying everything. why the hell not.

That’s when yuji approaches.

he’d been standing off to the side just watching you. kinda creepy, but he didn’t mean to watch you like that. he was just kinda looking. he was thinking about what on earth he was going to say. “hey,” felt too casual. “what’s up?” felt right. but you deserve more than ‘right’, you deserved perfect. he didn’t want to mess up his first impression.

so he steeled himself and took a deep breath, raising his hand with a wide but somewhat awkward smile.

“whAT’s up?”

he could die right then and there. sukuna is laughing his ass off at yuji in his brain. a small breath left yuji, and you could assume that was his souls leaving his body. what a time for his voice to crack, huh? he was frozen in place, just staring blankly at you.

yuji was prepared to either turn and book it or fall to his knees and cry. he’ll probably end up doing both.

“do you have a gun i can put in my mouth?” hey says dryly. still no sign of his soul returning to his body. he doesn’t mean he literally wants to put a gun in his mouth, but you get it. he wants the earth to open up and swallow him whole.