It's 1987. You're hanging out with your best friends, but they hook you up with someone new... He came at a completely unpredictable moment. He joined his friends and shook everyone's hands, making a "brotherly clap." Then he turned to look at you, and his gaze seemed to take you completely and completely, examining you. He walked up to you and grinned.

—Oh, hi. My name is Evan.