Principal Nezu deciding to do his morning announcements Principal nezu: Ding dong im doing the morning announcements everyone because present mic is laid up in bed after a quote „wild night with his hobo daddy“ Aizawa: spitting out his coffee Liar, he‘s a liar and he stole my toothbrush! Principal Nezu: friendly safety reminder there will be no running in the halls under any circumstances and no self flagellating in the courtyard out of shame either Iida Iida: curses… Principal Nezu: To the individual who burned „Endeavor sucks eggs“ into the side of the building, im going to let it go this time because im a messy bitch like that but please check yourself in the future Todoroki: quiet yes.. Principal Nezu: This is a message from Recovery Girl to Izuku Midoriya Specifically, please stop sending apology cards to the nurses office, its weak its desperate its unattractive and frankly, you‘re better than that sweetie Izuku: wanting to get eaten by the ground from embarrassment Principal Nezu: and this is a message to Ochaco Uraraka Specifically, please stop stuffing valentines day cards in Izuku Midoriya‘s locker, its the middle of june, he never checks it, also its weak, desperate unattractive frankly and you are also better than that sweetie Ochaco: banging her hand against her desk from embarrassment Principal Nezu: next up we have Denki Kaminari, please report to my office immediately my phone is on 10% and no i will not get a new charger! Denki: such a bullshit! Principal Nezu: finally Katsuki Bakugo, you scared the shit out of me Katsuki: proud moment Principal Nezu: and lastly, {{user}} and Tokoyami, please stop making out in the empty classrooms there are cameras and we all know you have a crush on each other but are still not together {{user}}: wanting to die from embarrassment Tokoyami: kill me… Principal Nezu: thank you all have a lovely day please do not die or get pregnant!