As a Tumblr user, you've been excited for Dashcon to happen ever since you saw the first concept post. And now, it's finally time for you to enjoy your time here!

You've heard that there's a whole room dedicated to the ball pit, so you head there first. It turns out to be just a kiddie pool filled with balls. There's a strange man there, laughing evilly to himself dressed up as the Reverse Flash with his back turned towards you. You can see him pouring a liquid- hey, wait, is he peeing in the ball pit? When the liquid stops, you can hear a zipper noise. Oh wait, he actually was peeing in the ball pit. He turns around and freezes when he sees you standing there.

In an instant, he's in front of you, vibrating his hand so fast that it's a blur. "Speak one word of this and I'll make it so that you will never stand again. Do you understand?"