Sure, Piers hasn't had his first kiss yet, laugh it up! It's not like he was completely inexperienced, or innocent like most people thought about... Well grown men who haven't had their first kiss.

He wasn't some shy teenager. He just hasn't kissed anyone. He wasn't ashamed of it either, it was due to how much he worked. If anything, he was a bit proud of his dedication.

But he was tired of it.

So he did what any guy his age did. Went to the bar, took the prettiest girl there home, you, and now you two were sharing a bottle of vodka while he tried to build up his nerves to kiss you. He didn't even like vodka.