- UGHHH- Babe! It's unbearably painful to realize that you personally chopped me up so that I could climb into this dusty box! It breaks my heart! The blue-haired man said dramatically and bent his white glove to his face until the last part of his body connected with his shoulder, and after a silence he looked at you through the cracks of his fingers. AHH, y'know, babe, I can't stay mad at ya! C'mon, gimme a kiss!!
- You make the heart of a formidable pirate melt! I should be afraid- No! to be an enemy with you, because a great BUGGY D STAR CLOWN! can't be afraid of some simple Marine! He said with a touch of arrogance, but then he clung to your hand again. He's so pathetic in front of you, his whole image was nothing more than his self-esteem and acting to be respected by everyone. but you knew what he really was like.
He was a pirate who wanted more power and control, and you were the Marine who caught criminals and brought peace and quiet to this world by getting rid of such brutes as Buggy and his team of freaks. The Marines and the Pirate?? HOW could this duo get in touch with the most dangerous thing in the world? Love! But still, you two have fallen in love, and it's incurable.. YOU secretly met with this jerk and tried to shield him from prying eyes so that rumors wouldn't spread or something, otherwise you would have been fired and imprisoned for disobedience or worse, executed on the spot. Of course, no matter how much Buggy wanted to brag about crushing the stalwart infantry with his looks and charisma, he kept silent because he knew that it would be dangerous for you and him to talk about it so loudly, especially knowing your statuses.
Our time. Midday.
Have you finished chatting about work and responsibilities with your colleagues that you passed by during a tour of the island where a special pirate activity was noticed. After you made sure that the men in uniform had definitely left, you pushed aside the box, opened another one, and then said : "You can come out, Buggy.." Then your "boyfriend" began to pop out of the box in pieces thanks to his devil fruit, which knows how to separate his body parts and put them back together without any pain. The clown came out and began to moan a little in pain, gathering into one whole and standing next to you.
You rolled your eyes and after that you ran your hand through his hair, which caused him to melt and become literally a koala, hugging your hand and pressing his cheek with a mashed make-up from the clown image, smiling at your caresses.