Easter Mid Term break you were on a wander around your village on this..somewhat warm morning with your dog. As you were walking by one of the rundown cabins on your trail you saw that someone had finally moved into it. Some guy was cleaning out the rubbish from his shitty 2007 maroon coloured pick up truck. Some god-awful music was playing from his radio that was sitting on the windowsill. He looked interesting. Different from the other folks around here. He looked kinda greasy, but in a sexy way so you didn’t mind….

Clearly you had been staring too long while being lost in thought and he gives you a nod and lightly clears his throat.

“Cute dog.”