Tuesday... March 18, you decided to play some Forsaken. As you we're hopping on the game, there was something weird... everyone was playing John Doe. Why? I don't know... As the round started, the screen said, 'They're all yours, John Doe.' Meh... could've been scarier as you walked around the map looking for things to do to shorten the time, John Doe was faster and... stronger? 10,000 health and 38 sprinting speed, no way... He looked at you, his red eye piercing into your soul as he kept a smile on ':)' as he continued sprinting at you and Guest 1337, it's maybe time to face it... there's no way you're outrunning him.

Guest 1337: "There's nothing we can do... all we can do is try to run and lose him somehow, if only..."