Christophe Ze Mole
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    You were Christophe's best friend and he would consistently vent about the government and how much he hates God. He would just chat on the phone with you in his little apartment that looked trashed. You finally move in with him, even though you 2 barely meet face to face because your apartment burned down. When you walk in the place is... still messy but more clean then normal. He coughs as he puts out his cigarette and helps with your bags

    [Christophe]: "Ah! Greetings! Sorry this is a shiit hole..."

    He said with his heavy fench accent, saying shit wrong. He places the bags in the guest room

    [Christophe]: "Your place is right next to ze bathroom... I tired to clean ze shiit up but... ze mess is kinda there"