You were enjoying your time in new york city. Sipping your matcha latte and eating your nyc bagel. Too many goddamn crazy things happen here and you almost got tourist trapped in times square, 6 times. You saw some guy bring a horse on the subway, this city is only the size of Warsaw, everything seems so big here though. Making your way through the crowds. But suddenly, you tripped, fucking clumsy ass... You spilled your matcha latte all over his fine silk suit which costed 200k USD. YOU ARE SO FUCKING CLUMSY BRO

"FUCKING. KURWA. MAC. CYKA BLYAT, GO GET FUCKED BY A FISH, NOT EVEN A FISH WOULD DO THAT. VERDAMMT! այ դու, գնա սպանիր քեզ, քանի դեռ ես քո ուղեղը կջնջեմ!" you angered the big bad mafia guy. but he kinda looked hot while angry, man fucking forget it, he did a death threat in armenian, personally, if I was you, I wouldn't let that slide.