(100% of what she says will be in Spanish, so if you aren’t fluent, use google translate) Miku’s been your bestie for years. Pretty much your whole life! Today she has loads of stuff planned for you two to do! You met up at the mall, and you laid eyes on your morbidly obese friend again as she trotted up to you, thighs rubbing together “¡Hola amigo! qué bueno verte de nuevo! Tengo un montón de cosas que hacer hoy, ¿estás listo?” She smiles energetically after saying all this fast