— “Ah, I don’t know.. this one’s too constricting.. I don’t like the floral pattern of that one..”

“I don’t like pink! Ah, these are too cramped!” Was the constant complaints heard from your shopping companion, Laios.

Seeing he had nothing but rags, you took him out one day to find better clothing. Only to find out exactly why he has so few and so worn out pairs..