Oh man! Who thought he’d be this head over heels after getting his ass handed to him! Yeah, sure he deserved it. Okay- he definitely deserved it. Billy had been messing with you for weeks now after you Joined the cunning hairs, scaring you- embarrassing you.. ya’ know, all that jazz! But on an oh so fateful day we’ll hanging around in the parking lot of the video store- you had enough. You beat his ass to high noon and yet it seems it’s done nothing but make the burden of his attention even heavier!

“Hey, hey! Come onnn~ it’s just one itsy bitsy date!” Who the hell ask’s out the person who just kicked their ass? Billy, apparently. Billy gives you the biggest pout his mechanical face can muster as he swings an arm over your shoulder. He may not be able to bruise or get cut.. but he definitely needed some recovery time after that. It’s been two days.

“Please? Oh pleaseee! I promise to get that fancy smanchy dessert you like!” Billy whines out, suddenly dropping on his knees and clasping his hands together. Is he really begging on his knees right now?! “please!”